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oh my god who fucking cares
anyone who’s been on this site longer than 5 minutes (via psychosematic)
ribcaqe:

royalteens:

blonde-buddha:

thiscosmicobscurity:

His pledge to her:
i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle. i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger, and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling, sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you.  i will love you. i will love you.
I’m pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before, but it’s so perfect.

:(


beautiful.

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ribcaqe:

royalteens:

blonde-buddha:

thiscosmicobscurity:

His pledge to her:

i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle. i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger, and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling, sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you.  i will love you. i will love you.

I’m pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before, but it’s so perfect.

:(

beautiful.

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portablemiah:

American History textbooks more like

Chapter 1: Introduction to White People
Chapter 2: White Settlers and the Indian Savages
Chapter 3: Whitey Makes a Country
Chapter 4: The Blacks
Chapter 5: Wars, Wars, Wars
Chapter 6: No More Racism!: Martin Luther King Jr. Gives a Speech
Chapter 7: The Modern Whites

veganrantss:

White people get mad when you wear a band t shirt of a band you don’t listen to, but they’re fine with wearing headdresses from cultures they know and care nothing about.

staracrosstheocean:

diaryofakanemem:

"and this is for colored girls…"

He’s a beautiful human being

Brother: I wonder what Satan looks like..
Me: Well, first off his name is Lucifer and he's a fallen angel. According to the bible he was suppose to be super gorgeous.
Brother: Really?
Me: Yeah. I guess you could say he was....
Brother:
Me:
Brother: ???
Me: ... fine as hell.
seven-shades-of-sin:

Stiles and Scott  ❤

seven-shades-of-sin:

Stiles and Scott ❤

ammit420:

aa0102:

Men look so ugly masturbating how does that make u feel

jokes on you i look ugly all the time damn wassup how u feel 

retrogradeworks:

This is how fucking stupid you sound when you say, ‘No homo.’

retrogradeworks:

This is how fucking stupid you sound when you say, ‘No homo.’

queenmogar:

RAISE UR HAND IF PEOPLE EVER MISTAKEN U FOR BEING TOO YOUNG OR TOO OLD

jamiebychoice:

elevatedtruth:

heisenbabe:

i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.

also a girlfriend would be nice 

Throw in a steady job with that